January 2012
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2012: ✔ Doin' me
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Molly: “Should I blow dry my hair?” Me: “I don’t know.” Molly: “If I blow dry it, it will be straighter but if I don’t, it’ll be wavy.” Me: “Okay.” Molly: “So how should I do it!?” Me: “I DON’T KNOW!” Molly: “You’re BAD at being a gay friend!” Me: “SHUT UP!”
~disappointing...
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Getting a lot of questions about 'rabbit rabbit'...
My grandmother always used to remind us to say it.
“”Rabbit rabbit” is a common British superstition. The most common modern version states that a person should say “rabbit, rabbit, white rabbit”, “rabbit, rabbit, rabbit”, “rabbits, rabbits, rabbits”, “rabbit, rabbit” or simply “white rabbits” upon waking on the first...
I will say this, 2012:
You need to be the year I stop dreaming about ex-boyfriends and low bank account statements. You especially need to be the year where those two do not occur in the same dream.
My official bedtime is now like 9pm.
I’m actually really into it.
Last night was so much fun.
Veselka for perogis, Obolon and borscht, Macri Park for beers and watching The Swinger with the sound off (which was hilarious), and then Greenpoint for hot toddies and other sundry items. I apologize for texting anyone, but I was in a pretty hilarious place for about an hour. And then Chris gave me clothes and we passed out and I went home in the morning and now I have a migraine but it was WORTH...
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“If I had more money I would definitely dress like a fucking retard.”
– Modernism at Barney’s (via whyiamtellingyouaboutit)
A guy came in wearing his hat in literally the dumbest manner I have ever seen in my damn life.
There's so many fukkin French people up in this...
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WatchOh hey! New Years is my FAVORITE holiday, hands down, no contest, so I made a mix of trashy pop and dance music to shake yr arse to over on 8tracks while I was waiting to leave for my crazy road trip - if you like it, maybe I’ll upload a zip file somewhere if you want me to. The tracks:
FIREWERQS
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (Kaskade Club remix)
Calvin Harris ft. Kelis - Bounce
David...
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Tentative Schedule of the next 48 hours:
DC — > NJ — > Philadelphia —> NJ — > NYC — > NJ — > VA — > DC —> 2012
OKAY? Okay. If you need me, I have no idea where I’ll be at any given time.
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Exhausted.
And I have a car trip and train ride to NJ/NYC tomorrow for an interview and a whirl wind of seeing friends from Denmark while they’re here.
Here we go!
I HATE WHEN YOU’VE HAD ~DRINKS~ AND THEN YOU ARE REQUIRED TO ~SPRING INTO ACTION~ AND IT’S DIFFICULT. Planning capacity is reduced AGH.
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Ummm, I need a place to stay in New York tomorrow...
Because I have a super awesome interview on the morning of the 29th.
REAL TALK: AM I UNEMPLOYABLE?
I’m starting to lose hope for ever having a career. Should I just wait tables and develop cirrhosis or lung cancer and die childless and alone at 50something? I just want to make sure I’ve exhausted my other options before I really commit.
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"Girl, I love you, but your blog is driving me...
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Silver Swans - Videogames (Lana del Ray cover)
No...
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I want a friend who will go run errands with me to get fabric and touch all the weird hair products at Sally’s and then we can stop off in the battlefields around my parents’ house and enjoy the nice views and get shitty gas station coffee and then bust open the Harry Potter set that my sister and I received for xmas or maybe play Xbox and drink whiskey.
No big deal.
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I have exactly 5 blankets on top of me and I’m still freezing. What’s up?